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words of witsdom
{Life thoughts to brighten your day}

If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
- Hut Landon

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
- Bette Davis
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
- Don Herold
 
Celibacy is highly underrated as an aphrodisiac. Three months without sex and frigidity vanishes like that.
- Hester Mundis

Expiring for love is beautiful, but stupid.
- Jenny Holzer

   






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