words of witsdom
{Life thoughts to brighten your day}

Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.
- Tom Stoppard

Younger men are erotic microwaves. Even if they want to tell you their life story…how long can it take?
- Hester Mundis
If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
- Hut Landon
 
The best thing you can say about the average working mother’s sex life is that it’s not time consuming.
- Hester Mundis

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
- Lillian Day

   






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