words of witsdom
{Life thoughts to brighten your day}

If you leave your office because of a twenty-four hour virus, don’t get caught two hours later in the shopping mall.
- Hester Mundis

A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.
- Anonymous
Celibacy is highly underrated as an aphrodisiac. Three months without sex and frigidity vanishes like that.
- Hester Mundis
 
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!
- Tommy Smothers

   






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