words of witsdom
{Life thoughts to brighten your day}

If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
- Hut Landon

Be happy. It is a way of being wise.
- Colette
Telepathy is just minding someone else's business.
- Hester Mundis
 
It’s always impolite to correct a boss’s pronunciation—especially of his or her name.
- Hester Mundis

The best thing you can say about the average working mother’s sex life is that it’s not time consuming.
- Hester Mundis

   






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