words of witsdom
{Life thoughts to brighten your day}

Celibacy is highly underrated as an aphrodisiac. Three months without sex and frigidity vanishes like that.
- Hester Mundis

If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
- Hut Landon
Dreck is dreck and no amount of fancy polish is going to make it anything else.
- Linda Ellerbee
 
Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
- Will Rogers

The quickest way to unleash powers you didn't know you had is to buy a Doberman.
- Hester Mundis

   






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