words of witsdom
{Life thoughts to brighten your day}

If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
- Bobby Slayton

It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.
- Shirley MacLaine
If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
- Hut Landon
 
Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Anonymous

Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
- Will Rogers

   






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