words of witsdom
{Life thoughts to brighten your day}

If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
- Hut Landon

The future comes one day at a time.
- Dean Acheson
Intoxication is to feel sophisticated but not able to say it.
- Anonymous
The best thing you can say about the average working mother’s sex life is that it’s not time consuming.
- Hester Mundis

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand


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