words of witsdom
{Life thoughts to brighten your day}

Intoxication is to feel sophisticated but not able to say it.
- Anonymous

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!
- Tommy Smothers
The only time a woman succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
- Natalie
 
If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
- Hut Landon

It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.
- Shirley MacLaine

   






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